Barkly Has Friends!

 


1)The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
2) If your dog is fat you are not getting enough exercise.
3) Women and cats do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to that idea.
4) You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, Wow,"Your right! I never would have thought of that!"
5) If you think dogs can't count try putting three dog bicuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.